Friday, January 09, 2009




1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520


* I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pleaded guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available.


* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam .


* I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.


* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

* I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

* With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (Including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.


* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States , after losing by over 500,000 votes.


* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

* I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any12-month period.

* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

* In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.

* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.

* My 'poorest millionaire, 'Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

* I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.

* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.

* More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

* I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.

* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.

* I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

* I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war' detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).

* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

* After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

* I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U..S. Citizens and the world community.

* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

* I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,' a WMD.

* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President attended, regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

* I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.


penlan said...


Did you create this whole post? It's great!

Darryl Raymaker said...

I wish I could say I did. A friend of mine sent it to me and someone had sent it to him. I thought it was brilliant!

CityBrokers said...

Fun fun.

Great reads for more on the subject of the Bush Family:
"Rule by Secrecy" and "The Terror Conspiracy;" both by Jim Marrs

More on 9/11:
9/11: Fear and the Selling of the American Empire (via; lood for (Geo)Politics, Middle East Issues).

On the Bush and Bin Laden family ties: The Carlyle Group. Defense contractor whose main shareholders are the Bush and Bin Laden families; 60 years of war mongering and profit sharing.

The Bush family is beyond criminal. If the Bush records ever see the light of day, it will be a long time in future and well past the time when those of us who are young enough to raise hell now will even be on the planet.

If anyone can prove how a 757 can fly into a building at ground level; not damage the grass outside the building; not damage the 20 or so light standards surrounding the building; utterly disintigrate including the titanium steel alloy engines (all four of them) but leave enough biological material to identify the 'victims' then I'll believe Bush is a nice guy....

Darryl Raymaker said...

Amen City Brokers.

David Raymond Amos said...

I am pleading with everyone to please check out the sincerity of my comments in the Wall Street Journal's law blogs BEFORE Harper's budget is tabled.

FYI this is one of the missing transcipts of the US Senate Baning Commitee from five years ago.

Anyone can call me ASAP if you wish to stress test my ethics. 506 756 8687

Veritas Vincit
David Raymond Amos

P.S. To be fair to all political animals on all sides of the legal/politcal fence in two purportedly profound democracies I do declare that these files are well worth printing and asking any MP or Member of US Congress about.

In my humble opinion it would be a fine thing many common folks to do before before Obama takes his oath of office and the Ecomony spins out of control.

Fakirs Canada said...

Great post. Can anyone tell us who the author is and/or what "I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history." means in terms of names?
Marnie Tunay Fakirs Canada

Darryl Raymaker said...

The two clear cut ones are Eliott Abrahms (convicted of Iran contra charges) and John Poindexter (same thing). Check these websites: www.oldamericancentury.bushco/bushcontra.htm, and

There are others who have been alleged to be very close to Iran contra, like current Ambassador Negropontes (a classic neocon and one of the villains of the Bush years).

John Prince said...

Your post does an excellent job in pointing out examples of the 'outrage' most people today feel about King Bush's reign of terror.

A good book on Bush's foibles and mainstream media's implicitness in covering up for him with the American public is: The Bush Dyslexicon

"We are resolved to rout out terror wherever it exists to save the world from freedom!"

btw/ Thanks for the recipical link, Darryl!

Darryl Raymaker said...

Thanks John for your comment. How's everything down there in God's country?

For the U.S. Bush coming to power was the perfect storm. Basically the American people elected an arrogant fool foisted upon them by an aristocracy whose main characteristics are noblesse oblige and greed. Many knew that and assumed that he would surround himself with good people who would keep the ship of state afloat. but he surrounded himself with dangerous ideologues, and the result is what it is. Not very pretty. At the moment, most of the public seemed to have learned from the disaster, but whether the memory will linger is highly problematic.

John Prince said...

On the home front:
Besides the fact our local ‘conservatives’ have sucked the blood out of our community and left the cupboards bare too, while making sure we are ill-prepared to deal with the upcoming storm, because of their past polices, practices and ideology, and that there is a petition floating around the community requesting that Municipal Affairs conduct an Organizational Review of how our council conducts their business and themselves, with the intent of ousting them, because they do not like how council voted on ‘one’ of their pet issues, everything here is pretty much... ‘normal’ i.e. Snafu. :-) :-)

On the USA:
I`m ‘hopeful’ Obama can deliver. Especially, in the areas of re-inventing the wheel on all fronts, and that we can get a coalition government in place to do likewise here.

Roland said...

Nice one - I found this one as well: