Doug Elniski as a Young Man 
Doug Elniski, MLA for Edmonton Calder todayFor those Canadians who live in parts of Canada other than my beloved Alberta, don’t think you are missing anything. Apart from substandard roads and health care, a lack of schools, services for seniors, adequate nursing homes, and overcrowded universities, many of the province’s citizens are represented by Progressive Conservative members such as Doug Elniski.
The knuckle-dragging 6 ‘ 7” Elniski who drives a smart car, squeaked out a victory against the NDP in Edmonton Calder in the last provincial election. Over the past few days he has shown that he is right on top of things when it comes to new technology by revealing his proficiency at twittering. Obviously using the technology for his official purposes, he recently twittered his followers that they should direct their attention to a bikini car wash where “girls look cold.”
In addition, In his capacity as an MLA he attended the Edmonton gay pride parade a few days ago. While attending to his official functions he tastefully twittered to his avid followers that at one point he was "surrounded by bumping and grinding lesbians."
Read: http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Tory+draws+fire+offensive+Twitter+posts/1723327/story.html
But that’s not all. Recently while using the new technology to publicize his lofty views on junior high school graduations, Elniski posted some homespun advice to young girls. Elniski declared that "Men are attracted to smiles, so smile and don't give me that 'treated equal' stuff, if you want equal it comes in little packages at Starbucks."
Read: http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Tory+draws+fire+offensive+Twitter+posts/1723327/story.html
But that’s not all. Recently while using the new technology to publicize his lofty views on junior high school graduations, Elniski posted some homespun advice to young girls. Elniski declared that "Men are attracted to smiles, so smile and don't give me that 'treated equal' stuff, if you want equal it comes in little packages at Starbucks."
He also opined, "There is nothing a man wants less than a woman scowling because he thinks he is going to get sh--for something and has no idea what."
For more of Elniski’s twittering intellectual musings, read: http://twitter.com/ElniskiMLA?max_id=2255128223&page=2&twttr=true
The publicity generated by the offending posts brought forth considerable derision from many thoughtful Albertans thus prompting Elniski to expunge his musings from the internet. He observed, “"To be honest with you, I feel kind of foolish because as I go back and look at it now I can say I never, ever should have done what I did." Indeed.
Elniski’s gaffes came only a few days after Stelmach’s Finance Minister Iris Evans said in a speech in Toronto that families with two working parents did not properly care for their children. Like the erudite Elniski, the high positioned ditz also apologized for her offensive comments.
Tom Olsen, a former Calgary Herald columnist and prominent Tory cheerleader during the dark ages of the Klein years, is now Premier Stelmach’s mouthpiece on damage control matters. He reported that Stelmach is not considering disciplinary action against this Neanderthal Calder MLA.
So, all you Canadians out there in the hinterland, you are not missing much!
8 comments:
T.W.
1. Highways in Alberta are in a mess. The Q.E. II was an embarrassment for years. Its now finally being upgraded. Its worth your life to drive from Calgary to Banff on the old scenic 1A.
2. Unless we get a grip on the costs of university education, we will be left in the dust by nations who give their schools more support than we do, and you know it.
3. With Elniski, he doesn't just make a faux pas rarely. He is a serial faux paser because he doesn't think about what he's doing. That twitter stuff is an example. It bugs me to know that his telephone bill is being paid by the taxpayer!
4. Not only are smart cars inherently dangerous, a 6'7" Neanderthal like him must have to drive in the foetal position.
And don't call me a lefty. I've never taken a government check in my life - no doubt unlike yourself.
Nice to see that Alberta is keeping it classy.
The teachers might be happy, or they may not.
Celebrations Edmonton The ATA will make their list and check it twice to see who stood For and who stood Against. I expect Frank B. to give those of us on the pro side particularly nice Christmas presents.
With Elniski, he doesn't just make a faux pas rarely.Cruise He is a serial faux paser because he doesn't think about what he's doing. That twitter stuff is an example. It bugs me to know that his telephone bill is being paid by the taxpayer!
The ATA will make their list and check it twice to see who stood For and who stood Against. I expect Frank B. to give those of us on the pro side particularly nice Christmas presents.
Thanks
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The ATA will make their list and check it twice to see who stood For and who stood Against. I expect Frank B. to give those of us on the pro side particularly nice Christmas presents.
Thanks
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